Conservatives are retards...

Damn you Dell

Birthday Report.

Detroit was a snowy place last Saturday, though it was the warmest night I'd seen. It was lonely I will admit but eventually I came to and was surrounded with costumed villains willing to serve my every passing false hedonistic need. For some reason there are invisible hands fondling me, and through this haze I can barely see. I can see enough to know that I better not touch the floor for fear I many never recover. I came here with somebody, I think.... What is this abhorrent taste trickling slowly lingering down my throat. Where is my shoe. This massive throbbing box is emmitting music that is sonically forcibly raping my ears, and I adore it. Black. Again with the fondling though the hands seem clearer. This is ending soon, I can tell as the music has slowed to a syrupy sultry crawl back to it's source. The well hath run dry and the gate keeps scream billow beckon and yell that the world is coming to an end, nobody seems to listen. The unlikely snow is falling once more as I head wildly north. The storm missed me somehow. As I find warmth is the soft known comforts the life has afforded, I understand and appreciate what is about to happen...

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Downtown Ypsilanti

Here are some pics from my latest set.

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I have so much to say and no one to say it to, and you don't wanna listen?
-Erik Rhodes

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"How the fuck am i ever gonna meet new people if i don't throw myself out there? Then i think, if i do go out I'll just have to get so fucked up to handle being around people, that I'm not gonna meet anyone new if the first place cause I'll just be the fucked up porn star in the corner that people look at and point at and don't want anything to do with. Thanks but no thanks. The discomfort of being alone is much easier to manage than that."
-Erik Rhodes

WHOA!

This is so sickening! This is Grace Jones' newest single 'Corporate Cannibal' from her new album Hurricane out later this month.

Night Life (photograpy)

Crash

My hands are frozen
Trying to string together two words, has never been as frigid as this
Something is amiss
My body feels like it been spoiled in piss
Like I’m a willing partner in an S&M flick

This is bullshit that I have to feel this way
This is bullshit that she always does this to me
I thought the flame was smothered
The embers lay emboldened
Emblazoned and brazen waiting for a spark

What it got was a match
Though a time bomb it was not
Every word still hurt
Every work unspoken leaves our relation tattered and broken
And frayed and dismayed in ways repairs could take days

Weeks, months, years this continues
I think I’m going to need the wine menu
‘Cause this ain’t it
It’s not getting it
It’s not working

I’m hungry for a revolution
A resolution a grievances
‘Cause my resolve is waning
And my endurance is tanking

And I got to deal
With this raw deal I’ve been dealt
I can’t keep waiting for the for the googolplex clock to stop
I can’t keep wait for the second ball to drop

700 BILLION DOLLAR BAILOUT!?

I hate the idea of this plan so much. It is just another break for the fat cats who screw the little people into the ground and when there is no more left, they want the government to give them more. Sure after this is all said and done things will get better but somebody will find a loop hole or a way to bribe this latest oversight committee and we will be right back here, only worse. In 20yrs we will be right back here and I put my life on this, we will loose everything. We are heading the way of monarchy with a greedy king... I actually am tearing up right now. To see the country that I have loved so much continue to shoot poison into its veins and push away everyone that loves it, but sometimes people have to hit dead bottom to realize that they are dead wrong.

I was on Yahoo! Finance reading the comments left about what was going on and I came across this one from Kent S and thought that I should share he writes:

How "WILD" is this ?? If you really want to help the American Public hold on to their houses?? Let's Try This. 1. Create a 700 Billion Dollar Credit line ...and GIVE IT A PORTION OF IF TO THE PEOPLE .."DIRECTLY" who got dumped out of their homes already. They followed the pied-pipers in the Disaster, trying to provide shelter for themselves and their families. Maybe a few dollars could get them back on their feet ? 2. Set up a relief fund for those who are about to get foreclosed on with the a portion of this 700 billion dollar bailout as well so they don't become future victims 3. Finally with the remaining balance set up a Legal Fund to sue the numerous individuals who created this irresponsible mess. But IF they are still employed in relation to the mortgage or housing industry.. FIRE THEM ! ... Why does this seem do-able? Well if the tax payers are going to pay for it.. at least let them get something for it. Maybe instead of bailing out these financial buffoons, they should have to feel and experience what they have done to the economy and our American Citizens.

FYI I did edit the grammar some of it was atrocious, but he's got my vote.

Unitentionaly Hilarious

So I surfing the web today and found this ad from Pioneer Electronics... Classic. No the ad has not been altered, I only blocked out personal info. Can you please explain to me how this got past that initial pitch meeting. Who pitched this slogan? I mean seriously!

Ok last one... for now

More Home Movies

Ok so there is something you may not know about me and my friends... We love silly string. Mainly because it can be used at any random moment by any of us and it would be a instant fun moment. And you know how much we love haberdashery, shenanigans and general tomfoolery.

In case you were wondering...

My camera is still broken, I was supposed to get it fixed again but there is so much stuff going on with that *sigh* So to supplement I will be giving you guys pics from all over the web to help with you visual fix... COMING SOON! lol, I hate that when movies say COMING SOON, like soon is a time that we can put on a calendar, don't advertise till you have a release date duh!

Home Videos

This is a video from A few months back. Aaron, Scooby and I stopped at IHOP because of Scoob's famously small bladder and low and behold who do we see but Brenda! Ah such randomness enjoy.

A Guy

Is it wrong for me to love his eyes

To wish I was the dust that swirls through the air at the bat of his lashes

To want to be that bead of sweat the the sun spotlights as it unsteadily crawls down the back of his neck

I don't thin that anyone but me could look at him and see the poetry the way I do

I wonder what is hiding beneath that hat that always seems to be glued to  his dark brown raven's nest of hair

I sit as far from him as possible but as close as I can and in my mind I smell his skin and can see the every willow wisp of hair that breaks his perfectly tanned skin.

Did I mention that he smells like orange blossoms but taste sweet and bitter like a honey suckle spray

I wish I was those stings of denim holding close the his old scarred knee...

I wonder, and wonder and wish as he walks, he walks away from me

Refer Madness (2005)

Ok so on the hierarchy of musicals I'm sure that Reefer Madness is waaay low on the totem pole. But for me it falls at Number 3. I mean it totally helps that it focuses on sex, drugs, liquor, sex, rock and roll, and sex... I love the music in this movie and actually is one of the few musicals I keep on my generic fruity digital music player. My favorite is "C'mon Jimmy/Reefer Love"



Ok I admit it that Jimmy is a little hottie so that totally is a plus. Ok so the next favorite is actually called "The Stuff" the woman who is singing is from SNL, she was also the mother on "Mean Girls". She is hilarious in this movie just like in everything. I don't know what her name is and although I could totally just type in mean girls into this search bar in the same browser I'm typing in... you know what's so bad is that as I typed that last sentence I glanced into the search bar and reefer madness is still there from my search earlier... You know now I'm just willfully not looking. Here's the clip...



Ok so I have one last clip for you. It's called "Listen to Jesus Jimmy"... yeah, I know. Just take a look.



All I have to say is I GOT A NEW GOD NOW!!!

The best video EVER!!!

I found this video on a blog I read, well view. It's called Prince Kai any ways this video is fucking hilarious!

MUSICALS!!!

Ok like any self respecting fag I LOVE MUSICALS, ugh! Show tunes!!! Anyways... wow can you just hear the lisp is that, so gay... eh oh well. So here is working list of Favorite MUSICALS!!!

Chicago (2002)
The Wiz (1978)

OMG... Nuff said. Seriously this movie is amazing. Everytime I watch it I razzle my dazzle off, ok that was bad but you know... lol. Below is my favorite scene it's the biggest number Cell Block Tango.



How spicy was that?! Ok now this movie is so very trampy vampy camp and deliciously murderous. And who doesn't love all of that?

Ok so next is a film that is almost forgotten. I guarantee that if it was done with white actors it would have a had a much longer staying power. The Wizard of Oz did, so why didn't The WIZ? It's awesome it's so funky flashy and fun. Now I admit that the movie version lacks much of the flare that the Broadway production has in Aces, but what can you do? Below is a clip that somebody put together of some of the highlights of The WIZ.



And for now this is where I leave it. I have lots of other favorites but for right now I need to determine proper order and secure clips so enjoy for now.